(1) 11.10pm BST Dodgers 0 - Cardinals 1, top of the 7th Siegrist throws a wild pitch at 1-2 that allows Punto to advance to second base.
(2) 11.02pm BST Dodgers 0 - Cardinals 1, top of the 7th Nick Punto, the Shredder, hits a liner to centerfield and does Don Mattingly keep his starting pitcher in or pinch-hit?
(3) They try one more time and... Punto chases one and misses.
(4) 9.45pm BST Dodgers 0 - Cardinals 0, top of the 3rd Nick Punto leads off the third, with Hanley Ramirez reportedly away from the ballpark and getting x-rays and really this just sounds worse and worse for Los Angeles the more they talk about it.
(5) He turned up at Kettering in his Fiat Punto, played out of position on the right of midfield and worked tirelessly.
(6) 11.17pm BST Dodgers 0 - Cardinals 1, bottom of the 7th Molina grounds out to Punto, who has maybe been the Dodgers' best position player of the game.
(7) 9.28pm BST Dodgers 0 - Cardinals 0, bottom of the 1st Yadier Molina hits a ball that seems likely to sneak into the outfield but Nick Punto, in the game only because Hanley Ramirez is hurt, gobbles it up to make the third out of the inning and keep the Cardinals off the board.
(8) Even the strikeout of little Nick Punto can't illicit any joy, for some reason.
(9) 9.31pm BST Dodgers 0 - Cardinals 0, bottom of the 1st So, Yadier Molina gets stopped by Nick Punto.
(10) He faces old teammate James Loney, although I'm not sure if either of them remember his time as the post-Nick Punto Trade starting first baseman last season.
(11) By the trading deadline, the 2012 Red Sox were so clearly out of the postseason mix that they agreed to a payroll-clearing trade that sent Gonzalez, Crawford and Beckett (and Nick Punto of course), who were supposed to represent the future of the Boston Red Sox, to the suddenly cash-flush Los Angeles Dodgers .
(12) Nick Punto works a full count off of Michael Wacha before he strikes out on a high fastball, because he is Nick Punto, 9.43pm BST Dodgers 0 - Cardinals 0, bottom of the 2nd Jon Jay is up next for the the Cardinals, Kershaw gets him to ground out to Mark Ellis and that's six gone after that lead-off triple.
(13) 3.23am BST Hanley Ramirez He is done - Nick Punto is in.
(14) Inside his flat and his Fiat Punto car detectives found compelling evidence; small bottles of champagne, clear plastic gloves, a torch, sex toys, condoms, sleeping tablets and a heavy ashtray in which he crushed the powerful drugs to incapacitate his victims.
(15) Instead, the Dodgers' best hitter will be replaced in the lineup with Nick Punto.
(16) Seeing the Argentinian pope riding in a Fiat Punto, one of the least expensive of cars – his own choice – around the streets of Rio de Janeiro filled me with the deepest tenderness.
(17) Updated at 5.02am BST 3.13am BST Nick Punto grabs a glove... ...then he disappears from the dugout, which means he is warming up under the stands.
(18) Can the Detroit Tigers actually win a playoff series with Miguel Cabrera hitting like Nick Punto?
(19) 3.55am BST Dodgers 3 - Cardinals 0, top of 9th It will be Beltran, Holliday and Molina for St Louis as they look to get back in this ballgame - little Nick Punto is off the bench to replace the less than 100% Ramirez at shortstop to shore up the defense - he'll bat ninth as the pitchers spot moves to second in the order on the double switch.
(20) The Cardinals decide no because it's Nick freaking Punto.